有哪些詩詞連起來特別押韻，雖然八竿子打不著？

問世間情為何物，what the fuck can I do。

眾里尋他千百度，驀然回首，Hey，how do you do。

云中誰寄錦書來？super high ,suck guy！

人生得意須盡歡，be a man,use your hand。

身無彩鳳雙飛翼，Get away from me！

天生我材必有用，I can play football..

春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema。

問君能有幾多愁，as a boy without a girl (這句好美啊...)

問君能有幾多愁，easy come easy go。

春眠不覺曉，yo yo check it out。

曾經(jīng)滄海難為水，what the **** did you say

無可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me

此情可待成追憶，let it be

爭渡，爭渡，驚起一灘鷗鷺，who and who?

林花謝了春紅，太匆匆,where is my iphone?

感時(shí)花濺淚,Changes is never too late~

滿園春色關(guān)不住, Friday is coming soon~

床前明月光，there's something wrong~

兩只黃鸝鳴翠柳，what place shall we go

空山新雨后 fire in the hole

兩情若是長久時(shí)，you jump ,I jump

江山如此多嬌，you are so small，

惜秦皇漢武，too simple；

唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。

一代天驕，成吉思汗，can't play football。

俱往矣，數(shù)風(fēng)流, die all

但使龍城飛將在 come on baby don't be shy

衣帶漸寬終不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY！

昨夜西風(fēng)凋碧樹，獨(dú)上高樓，watching Chairman Hu

兩岸猿聲啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo

停車坐愛楓林晚 drive you home for one night

只愿君心似我心，size is not everything.

滿園春色關(guān)不住，so many love I can do

枯藤老樹烏鴉?小橋流水人家 古道西風(fēng)瘦馬?oh my lady gaga

桃花潭水深千尺，not so good as my father is Gang Li

關(guān)關(guān)雎鳩，在河之洲，beautiful girl，where are you？

天上掉下個(gè)林妹妹 whatever I'm a gay

滿堂花醉三千客，May i help you，sir？

醉臥沙場君莫笑，give me hug and kiss me now （女生求愛專用，矜持也豪放.....）

桃花潭水深千尺，which one gonna be my fish

金陵子弟來相送，please give me your iphone~

將軍白發(fā)征夫淚，what a fuccking day！

問君能有幾多愁 nothing is impossible！（我很喜歡）

春蠶到死絲方盡，describe the city you live in

白日依山盡，Marthin Luther King

但使龍城飛將在 come on baby don't be shy（男生求愛專用，霸氣爺們兒....）

人比黃花瘦，never grow old

此情可待成追憶，tomorrow are you free？

粉身碎骨渾不怕，welcome to china (坑爹！)

今朝有酒今朝醉,tomorrow is an other day

夕陽無限好，the sun's going down

出師未捷身先死 give me an banana PLZ

問君能有幾多愁，where the **** did my condom go ？

獨(dú)上西樓，月如鉤 home alone, watching porn

蒹葭蒼蒼 白露為霜 所謂伊人don't belong to me

林花謝了春紅，太匆匆，how are you doing...

空山不見人，但聞人語響,using jissbon

吾愛孟夫子,use durex

爭渡，爭渡，驚起一灘鷗鷺，tomorrow,morning,who get up early who call who.

怒發(fā)沖冠憑欄處，but nothing I can do

勸君更盡一杯酒，what can i do for you

唧唧復(fù)唧唧，Meters/bonwe 萬里赴戎機(jī)，Peking University

策勛十二轉(zhuǎn)，Tobe No.1 爺娘聞女來，Tomorrow never dies；

阿姊聞妹來，Goodbye good guy；小弟聞姊來，Better city better life。

雙兔傍地走，Nothing is impossible

床前明月光，you are so hot

風(fēng)又綠江南岸，tonight imma do that crime

王師北定中原日，congratulations！

我本以為中西混搭體的巔峰之作是“但使龍城飛將在，Come on baby don't be shy”，但當(dāng)看到有人寫了"黃河之水天上來，Can you feel?the love tonight”和“雕欄玉砌應(yīng)猶在，baby baby one more time”之后，我只能給跪了。最后某公子放出了大招：安能摧眉折腰事權(quán)貴，I would rather be a gay！